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So, in case you were asleep or out of the country all week, the Big Ten fell down. Penn State beat Wisconsin. Indiana beat Illinois. Northwestern came within a whisker (see what I did there?) of beating Ohio State.
In honor of this new, chic, completely unintelligible Big Ten, we bring you rankings that are modeled likewise.
Inside the Hall Big Ten power rankings: Week 6
Very No. 11. Iowa – Definitely not ranked; 8-13, 1-8; 33 total points
Oh, to be young and in Iowa City when it’s freezing cold and there’s no good basketball to be found within a hundred miles. Beating Indiana was nice, but then the Hoosiers turned around and smacked a Top 25 team. Aside from beating the Hoosiers, what’s the best Iowa’s done this year? Northern Iowa? Alabama?
The closest No. 10 has ever been to No. 9. Indiana – NR; 11-11, 2-7; 29 total points
Oh but how close they were. A week marked by wins over Illinois and Michigan State would have had Hoosier fans flashing back to the old days. Still, there are positives, namely that someone or something lit a fire under Christian Watford. The sophomore is averaging 18.5 points and 6.5 rebounds per game over his last six.
No. 9 because we beat State. Michigan – NR; 13-9, 3-6; 28 total points
It was a good week to be a Wolverine, with wins at Michigan State and at home to Iowa. Darius Morris ripped off a triple-double, further cementing is status as likely the conference most improved player (all respect to Jordan Hulls).

Big Ten power rankings: Week 7
Northwestern beat Illinois, which beat conference surprise Penn State, which also lost a home game to Michigan, which gave Ohio State another bloody tough game after losing to Indiana back in January.
Indiana, of course, being the team that has also defeated Illinois, but not Northwestern or Iowa, the latter in two tries, very nearly beat Michigan State at the Breslin Center two weekends ago.
The Spartans, in turn, have by this point lost to just about everybody in rather spectacular fashion after starting the conference season with wins in four of their first five, including victories against Minnesota and Wisconsin, now widely regarded as the only team with a snowball’s chance in Hades of challenging Ohio State for anything more than a sportsmanship award in Indianapolis in March.
So I give up.
Inside the Hall Big Ten power rankings: Week 7
The Best We’ve Ever Had at 11. Indiana – NR; 12-12, 3-8; 32 total points
It’s lonely at the bottom. Maybe it’s a bit harsh to plug Indiana down here, considering that a one-point loss to Iowa is probably the difference between 11th and something more akin to eighth or ninth. But when you prove that you can play with Wisconsin and Michigan State on the road and beat ranked teams at home, losing for the fourth straight time to Iowa really just shouldn’t cut it anymore.
The Ignominious Tie at 10. Michigan State – NR; 13-10, 5-6; 28 total points
The Hawkeyes and Spartans tied for this ignominious (great word) double-digit disclaimer. Under the normal rules of rankings things, I think they’re technically ninth, but here at the power rankings, we believe life just isn’t fair. Sparty goes first because Izzo’s crew lost by 20 to the Hawkeyes last week, and have now lost five of their last six.
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