Alice Cooper, Fuzzy Zoeller and Kelvin Sampson: Three names never to be used in conjunction again

  • 08/07/2007 1:13 pm in

Just when you thought the pairings at Fuzzy Zoeller’s Louisville-based Wolf Challenge could not get any more, ahem, eclectic, well, guess who’s joining the field: Alice Cooper.

Seriously. Alice Cooper. I don’t know if you could have picked a person I least envision on a golf course, but according to Wikipedia, Cooper is actually a frequent celebrity golfer. When I think golf, I think gentrified white men sneaking around on Saturday morning while their wives give the children breakfast. I think Tiger Woods. I think Mike Weir, for some reason. I do not, however, think of Alice Cooper. Apparently, that is all about to change.

Does this man look like someone who’d be comfortable being out in the sun for longer than five minutes, let alone the five hours it will probably take this group to hack and plod their way to the 18th green?

No, I say to you. No he does not.

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  • Big A

    Yeah, I’d say that’s pretty random of good ol’ Fuzz to add Cooper.

  • Big A

    Yeah, I’d say that’s pretty random of good ol’ Fuzz to add Cooper.

  • Big A

    Yeah, I’d say that’s pretty random of good ol’ Fuzz to add Cooper.

  • Hoosier Hysteria

    During a recent visit to Phoenix we attended worship with some friends. In the middle of the service, they whispered that someone we would know was in attendance. I about fell out of the pew when I looked over and saw Alice Cooper. We learned that he and his wife are regulars and he even helps her with Sunday School. Really weird having people come up after the service and say “Hi Alice, how’s it going”?

    He actually is a very good golfer and has been in the ProAm tourney that’s part of the PGA Tour stop at Pebble Beach. Also has a decent restaurant called Cooperstown next to Phoenix Suns and Diamondback stadiums in downtown PHX.

  • Hoosier Hysteria

    During a recent visit to Phoenix we attended worship with some friends. In the middle of the service, they whispered that someone we would know was in attendance. I about fell out of the pew when I looked over and saw Alice Cooper. We learned that he and his wife are regulars and he even helps her with Sunday School. Really weird having people come up after the service and say “Hi Alice, how’s it going”?

    He actually is a very good golfer and has been in the ProAm tourney that’s part of the PGA Tour stop at Pebble Beach. Also has a decent restaurant called Cooperstown next to Phoenix Suns and Diamondback stadiums in downtown PHX.

  • Hoosier Hysteria

    During a recent visit to Phoenix we attended worship with some friends. In the middle of the service, they whispered that someone we would know was in attendance. I about fell out of the pew when I looked over and saw Alice Cooper. We learned that he and his wife are regulars and he even helps her with Sunday School. Really weird having people come up after the service and say “Hi Alice, how’s it going”?

    He actually is a very good golfer and has been in the ProAm tourney that’s part of the PGA Tour stop at Pebble Beach. Also has a decent restaurant called Cooperstown next to Phoenix Suns and Diamondback stadiums in downtown PHX.

  • Zach

    I just saw Tyler Zeller w/ family and about half of the IU team in the lobby of Assembly Hall, while I was just over there. Pretty neat.

  • Zach

    I just saw Tyler Zeller w/ family and about half of the IU team in the lobby of Assembly Hall, while I was just over there. Pretty neat.

  • Big A

    Solid, good news on Zeller.

  • Big A

    Solid, good news on Zeller.

  • Big A

    Solid, good news on Zeller.